At the pub the other night (Brrrr):
- Woman: “I’m like, just over there and we, like, were wondering if we can, like, order something now?”
- “G’day mate, I’m from Darwin and I’ve been out in the Tanami Desert and I dunno about the rules about singlets and I’m on Darwin time zone and I dunno if I you can serve me?” Yeah, no worries, mate.
I said, “If you can wear a singlet in this cold, you’re OK, mate.” Grin.
- He passes me 20 mins later, breathing beer fumes into my face and says, “Did you hear? … two baked beans travel around Australia and they end up in Cairns [pronounced Cans]” Hah ha hah.