How about this! I’ve just phoned Vodafone’s free number to activate my new pre-paid SIM card. They ask me if I want to activate my SIM from the phone I’m using now. YES. Sorry sir, you are not yet a Vodafone customer. Please activate your account to proceed.

If it wasn’t so infuriating, it’d be funny. It means I have to go back to the shop at Karrinyup to sort it out. I pre-paid $20 on Monday, but I can’t use it… Yossarian, over here…